Is there anything the NSA is not listening to?
Could President Barack Obama’s cell phone be tapped? That’s probably unlikely, but with the warrants coming out of the secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) court being so all-inclusive and non-specific, anything is possible.
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, who wages a thankless and never-ending battle for liberty in this nation, brought up this possibility while being interviewed recently by Bloomberg following the most recent revelations about the National Security Agency (NSA). Among those revelations were that German Chancellor Angela Merkel was a NSA spying victim and that the agency had access to the servers of Internet giants Yahoo and Google.
Paul, who frequently speaks against the NSA’s overreach, reminds us that the agency receives its spying authority from FISA. When asked to define “overreach,” he had a great response: “Everything the NSA has been doing over the last several years.” Preach it.
He added that the NSA’s secret surveillance efforts need to be debated and discussed openly in front of the Supreme Court. “It totally goes against everything our country stands for to have a secret court,” Paul said.
Let’s pretend Obama’s cell phone is tapped. Just for grins, please let me know what you think he might say on his phone. (Sarcasm is welcome.) I’ll take the five best answers and publish them in an upcoming blog. Hope to hear from you.
Well for starters it will be all lies because that is what he is really good at and if he does not lie it’s not a good day for him.
NSA is using “Anything is Possible!” – the last three words of the first paragraph above – as the name of a hiring event at the University of Hawaii next month (September 2015).
F— the Constitution, Eric! Since when does the White man’s law apply to us?
Hey Michelle dd you hear about the red neck vasectomy? These poor folks have nine kids and are thinking about having another. They go to the doctor and he explains to them what a vasectomy is. Afterwards he asks if they have questions and they both sat no. He asks why they don’t want more kids since they already have nine. The husband responds and says we were readin’ that 1 out of every ten kids is Mexican. Heck we can’t even speak Spanish.
“Salom. Barry speaking, answering for Val.”
Whatever it is, I just heard about it from the press!
I was just going through the motions giving that speech and read the teleprompter without any thinking and said (stop period) do you think anyone will pick up the fact I really do not care?
What other blonde white chicks can I do a celsie with to upset my wife.
Obama to Putin on his private cell: ” Hey Vlad, I Googled ‘Hot Russian Babes ‘ like you said, but man, these women are dogs. Have you got any more sites I can try ? “
“Ben Ghazi…? Who is Ben Ghazi? Click!
The NSA accidentally turned on the camera in his cell phone when he and mooch were in the bedroom. Five NSA employees ended up in the hospital with vomiting and diarrhea and were listed in critical condition.
The NSA couldn’t translate his mix of ebonics and pig latin, so they brought in a translator with an obamaphone. That’s when they realized that the sounds they were hearing were farts.
Hey, barry- wrong end!
That smoke isn’t from the phone…
If the NSA is recording the President’s cell phone calls, will they use that information to help—or to hurt our country ?
Is there nothing to be said for this, I’m really shocked. Their are really no sarcastic retorts?..