Hide Your Guns and Other Valuables NOW… Before They Take Them Away
Fifty people killed. More than 50 people injured.
The deadliest mass shooting by a single gunman in U.S. history occurred at an Orlando, Florida nightclub on June 12, 2016. Our hearts grieved with the murdered, the injured and their families.
Tragic events such as these illustrate how different we are from bleeding-heart liberals. The first thing that comes out of their mouths after a shooting is, “We have to get rid of the guns.”
Yeah, great idea. No terrorist will ever get a gun and murder groups of innocent people if there is a law against owning one. After all, terrorists are known as law-abiding citizens who would never do anything inappropriate.
The idiocy is mind-boggling.
Protection Was Just One Bullet Away
On the other hand, the first thing that comes to our minds after a mass shooting is, why didn’t a law-abiding citizen pull out his or her own gun, shoot the terrorist and end the carnage?
The scary thing is, we’ve had a liberal in the Oval Office since 2008, and one of these days somebody just might succeed in taking away our guns. Or at least try to.
And that’s where this blog comes in. You need to have places to hide your guns so that authorities and home invaders can’t take them away from you.
This is the first of two blogs providing ideas about how to keep your guns and other valuables such as cash and jewelry from being found and removed from your home.
Let’s take a look at 26 places where you can hide them. Remember, the best hiding places are ones that are easily accessible but would not be looked at twice by someone trying to find something.
- Inside an empty cereal box
- Inside a closet, just above the door
- Behind a decorative blanket hung like a cheap tapestry
- Behind a non-locking hideaway picture frame
- Inside a false bottom end table or nightstand drawer
- Behind a fake electrical outlet
- Inside a scanner or printer
- Inside a garbage bag of dirty clothes
- Inside a large pizza box wedged between the trash bin and the wall
- In the closet on a cheap plastic hanger, covered by a button-down shirt
- Under towels in the bathroom
- Inside a jacket pocket on a hook in the closet
- Inside a folded grocery bag lodged between a cabinet and the refrigerator
- On a hook above and behind a curtain
- Hanging on a hook on the back of a bedroom door, underneath a robe you never wear
- Inside a large, hollow trophy
- Behind an easily removed vent in the wall
- Inside a bowling ball bag
- Inside a hollowed-out water heater with pipes that disappear into the wall
- Inside a boot in a closet
- Inside a diaper pail
- Inside a product that looks like it hasn’t been opened yet
- Inside cheap-looking stereo speakers
- Inside one of several stuffed animals
- Inside a dummy electrical box on the outside of the house
- Inside an upholstery seam on the rear of the passenger seat toward the driver.
We’ll look at more places to hide guns and other valuables in Part 2.

Regurgitating old vomit spewed out by many other bloggers. Worse, some of the “advice” is actually bad and can get someone killed. This should be re-titled: “Where not to hide a gun”; as this same article has appeared in 100’s of blogs all over the world.” Any two bit burglar will walk through your house with this article and others like it looking for guns. I only read them to make sure they have not come up with a new idea.
Want to hide a gun? Fine. Find a place. Keep it to yourself and don’t post it on the internet for alphabet agents to read about. If you plan to tell a person where it is incase of your untimely demise, don’t do it by email, text, phone, or any other media. Only do it at a private meeting face to face.
About the best I can say for these types of articles, perhaps they get people to start thinking creatively.
I have to agree with Chris. These are the worst ideas I have EVER heard of.
Each and every idea is a location where a child can find and discharge your weapon. It is also a location where your weapon can be stolen or found by police.
I( suggest you put your weapon where it can’t be carried off or stolen. Never put it in something that can be carried off like a cereal box or electronics. Cops are trained to look in vents and above the door way. I’m certain you can find something that is better and accessible in a hurry, just use your brain.
Sounds like your mention of home defense aludes to trouble on the horizon that Jesus warned about, “days of vengeance” on Abraham’s Hebrew descendants once united as “Israel” but divided into two kingdoms when David’s son Solomon died. Ten tribes that stayed with the birthright sons of Jacob’s son Joseph, Ephraim and Manasseh whom Jacob personally named as “Israel” were also called “Israel”, as the Ten named their new capitol in Samaria to the north of the southern kingdom now called “Judah” with its capitol remaining in Jerusalem. The first reference to the Jewish kingdom (2Ki 16:5-6) recorded the division of Israel allied with Syria against the men of Judah in a civil war. Jeremiah 30 speaks of a “tribulation” never as bad as that future contest of an Asian superpower preparing at Har Megiddo, Israel, to battle modern Assyria (who moved its ancient capitol Ninevah to Germany while their conquered tribes migrated to the Anglo-Saxon Isles and from Scandanavia to Iceland, the Benelux, Switzerland, South Africa, later U.S., Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Ezekiel 4 through 6 prophesied the tragic future of Israel’s Ephraimite and Manassehite peoples on both sides of the Atlantic, one third dying in burning cities, another third dying from the nuclear sword across the plains, but a miraculous ONE THIRD SURVIVING RESCUED AS SLAVES. (Read Cuddy, The Power Elite and the Secret Nazi Plan, Part 1-22; also Herbert W. Armstrong, The United States and Britain In Prophecy https://www.thetrumpet.com/request). ; Protection, Jesus tells us in Luke is according to God’s designation in the Jordanian wilderness for 3-1/2 years, described in many places throughout the Bible, and the subject of another free booklet in the literature list at http://www.theTrumpet.com. ; There is no way to escape the nuclear holocaust in America and Britain, other than to “pray to be accounted worthy to escape all these things and to stand before the Son of Man”.
@ Dave Howell:
It’s naive to think that the government will not do what it wants to do, despite the Constitution. Our First Amendment rights have been taken from us repeatedly. Though it may be for seemingly “sound” reasons, they have been/are being ripped from us at this moment. Some forms of it may be called “hate speech,” false warnings, perversity, censorship of any kind, or many other limitations. (Have they not removed any type of Christian speech (prayer, Christian clubs, the Bible…) from schools–in direct contradiction to the Constitution?)
The lawyers can always pervert the intent anyway. Re the First Amendment rights, the Constitution says that Congress shall make no law…, but it didn’t address that the Judicial branch cannot do it. So the Supreme Court has often made rulings which reduce our rights to freedom of speech.
If the government itself will trample the very first amendment made, which freedom of speech is not even that harmful (physically), then why would you think that something as dangerous as projectile weapons could not come under jeopardy?
As they make laws which (whether you think they are sound or not) modify our ability to own, carry, use… small arms, is that not an infringement onto the Constitution itself?
You, and people who think like you, enable the government to insinuate themselves more and more into our lives and our rights.
And that’s wrong.
Thanks!
So-o-o-o why do you believer that the Govt will be coming for your guns? What US politician has ever suggested that they will confiscate your guns?
I live in Canada where there is quite a bit of gun regulation. For about 10-12 years we lived under a law that ALL firearms had to be registered. I at that time choose to stay outside the law and did NOT register my weapons. As I felt that this was a cash grab more than a make people safe plan, as well as a percursour to gun confication. Eventually the govt threw out the gun registration laws. There are though restricted and prohibited weapons that still come under the law. Such as ALL handguns must be registered, fully automatic weapons are prohibited. All persons wanting to purchass a firearm must acquire a Firearms Licence for Possession and a Permit to buy (PAL). These require an individual to take and pass a firearms course that instructs safe use of firearms as well as a course in understanding the laws that regulate the use, and how weapons and ammunition are to be carried and stored. All applicants upon completion of the course must send a transcript of there marks to the RCMP as well as personal info where they will be vetted prior to being issued a licence (with photo ID) Safety and securely is the underlying factor. Courses are taught by licenced private individuals usually associated with gun clubs etc. Shot guns and hunting rifles are NOT restricted and do NOT require registration. So not withstanding some restrictions placed on some weapons the law in Canada is more a controlling of the person than the weapon itself….ie Some folks shouldn’t and don’t get the permits to buy/sell, or own and be in possession of firearms. These pretty much are folks that have a record of criminality or violence involving the use or threat of use of such weapons
In the USA where right of ownership of weapons is guaranteed right under your constitution, how would a Govt enact a law allowing them to confiscate your weapons? Such a law itself would be illegal. It’s against the constitution, I just don’t see it as happening.
To my American friends I say, HANG ONTO YOUR GUNS!! But don’t expect that Uncle Sam will be coming for them anytime soon. But who knows maybe I have my head in the sand. In reading the article re hiding places for firearms and the comments re where folks keep their fire arms. I had to reflect that any weapon kept in such a manner in Canada could lead to charges and prosecution under the law. As it would be considered unlawful and unsafe storage of a weapon.
I remain PRO GUN but not against reasonable regulations of such weapons.
Many of our left wing politicians have stated publicly they want to take away all our guns. Clinton has been trying to figure a way to remove the 2cnd amendment. I was born in Canada and feel sorry for my relatives who have so few firearm freedoms and don’t know how much the Government controls their lives.
Hey, haven’t you been paying attention ? Our president circumvents congress and our constitution whenever it suites him.
A war was fought to eliminate control by monarchy. US citizens are not subjects of a queen.
Nowhere in the Second Amendment does it allow for lists, permission from a government nor interpretation of 4 simple words, …’shall not be infringed.’…
What is reasonable regulation to a government is tyranny to a citizen,
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, police went door-to-door to confiscate firearms…it didn’t take any law passed by Congress, and it was blatantly unconstitutional, but they did it nonetheless. Most of those guns were never returned to their rightful owners. So saying “it can’t happen” is absurd–it already has.
Who needs guns? I don’t have any. I have a taser, several large knives and swords, and the knowledge to make booby traps and explosives. Guns are too dangerous to have laying around. A quality crossbow and compound bow is in my arsenal. Kill quietly, so as not to draw attention to yourself. Shoot a gun, and every idiot will come your way.
Only you Scott, will take sword to a gun battle, good luck with that. Did you ever see the movie “The Last Samurai”?
Hide your guns as best you can, but expect that some of them will be found. Your cheaper guns could be the easiest ones to find, but there’s no guarantee that some of your more expensive guns wouldn’t also be found. You could try asking for some money for your confiscated guns.
Most of these seem like obvious places to me. And I think maybe they are published because if you hide your weapons in these places it will be easy for federal agents to find them. I have a secret place that NOBODY would ever look and it’s going to remain secret.
Hey Frank, I have a book on my shelf that is titled “Law and Order” It is a very attractive limited edition. When you open the front cover; inside is a cap and ball pistol, complete with powder and ready to use. maybe I could send you some pics. Originally it was sold at a curio shop – now it’s one of my families faves. Keep up the good work….
You should never hide a weapon in a child’s toy or in a place accessible to a child or in food boxes that appeal to a child!!!
Frank, do you actually think that
goverment official do not read your blogs?
How do you think ISIS is comming up with new
IED’s. People doing stupid stuff and they think that
it will work on a bigger scale. But back to govt… Don’t
give away our ideas and places?
What makes anyone even pretend to think that *they* do not do internet searches for such titles as *how/where to hide guns* before they come to confiscate???
I have found the perfect place, Hid it two months ago and have not been able to find it yet.
Sounds like a senior moment.
None of your ideas to hide your gun will work if they come in with metal detectors.